WORRALS INVESTIGATES
by Captain W. E. Johns
2. MORE COFFEE FOR THREE (Pages 20 – 36)
Air Commodore Raymond says there may be some foundation to the
story. A passing sloop was asked to call
at the island and when they approached they were shot
at and a sailor was hit in the arm. They
didn’t see their assailants. They didn’t
want to risk any casualties by storming the island so they returned to their ship. Raymond said that it has only struck him now
that it would be far cheaper to send a plane to investigate. “I’m bearing in mind that if by any remote
chance there should be females on the island you would be better able to cope
with them than men. Women might be
prepared to greet other women with something less hostile than gun shots”. Raymond tells Worrals
that the Admiralty has no record of any ship calling at this island since
1906. Worrals
wants to know if the natives had called at the island before. If they had and if they found it uninhabited,
then that would give them a rough idea as to when it became occupied. Worrals asks if
women are there, has anybody missed them?
Where are they from? Worrals also wants to know what ships have disappeared in
that location, as that may give a clue as to how the people on the island got
there. Raymond says people go missing
all the time, but he does recall a period up to two years ago when around
twenty different women from all walks of life, went missing in a single
month. Worrals
other questions can only be answered by further investigation. Raymond leaves with a wave and a smile. Worrals and Frecks remain to discuss the matter further. Worrals can’t
believe the natives were making the story up.
“Native imagination will go a long way but don’t ask me to believe that
it will go as far as that. These men
themselves live on a lonely atoll. They
can have seen very few white women in all their lives. They’d have about as much chance of seeing a
woman with red hair as a dwarf would have of getting into the Life Guards. I doubt if they know that there are women
with red hair”. Worrals
wonders how anyone got to the island.
“What ship? When? Where is it now?” Worrals thinks it
is worth going through Lloyd’s Register of missing ships covering the past
three or four years, confining themselves to that particular part of the
Pacific as it is far from the main traffic routes. Worrals tells Frecks that some people want to maroon themselves on desert
islands as Alexander Selkirk did, inspiring the book, Robinson Crusoe. Worrals concludes
by saying “We shall have to go to Outside Island to get the answers”.